Honestly, I feel like I am in need of a set of wheels, but the only two options I have are between a Pinto and a Yugo. The Pinto has a broken windshield and flat tires, and Rich- the used car salesman, is trying to talk me into the Yugo. Only the Yugo has floral seat covers as the result of a dog having piddled all over them, but while it hides the stain, it can't cover the stench!.
LMAO Kevin, you summed it up perfectly !!!
I actually think I may go to the polls this November wearing a gas mask !