What kind of crap is that, that if you didn't buy your records 30 + years ago you aren't serious?
That's crazy talk! IF you like music and you want to buy vinyl, go for it. There's plenty of it out there and if you do some careful shopping there's a ton of great records to buy.
Granted, some of the mint, collectible albums have gotten a bit spendy because of ebay, and the web, but there are a lot of great reasonably priced records.
Seriously, with the table thing, especially for someone like Joey, I'd get a more moderately priced table and buy more records, because if you buy something at least decent, you can always upgrade the table later.
Go buy all the records you want, I won't turn my nose up at you because you didn't buy em 30 years ago!