My reaction: you can't be serious. And I have no idea why they put the arm on the left side except to be different, not to mention a lot less convenient. But it doesn't matter because the thing is so retarded in the first place.
"and benefiting from a straight tone arm"
Riddle me this, Batman: How does a straight tonearm with an obvious break in the middle (removable portion of the arm including the headshell, presumably for swapping cartridges) make it better? And how does no offset angle enable tracking the record correctly? Even a $20 child's toy record player has an offset angle. Not only that, the tonearm pivot to spindle distance is too long for the effective length of the arm. Tonearm Geometry 101.
"The Guber CM-01 turntable's quartz lock function allows for waveless listening."
WTF is "waveless listening"?
Features:
"The unique design of the Vestax CM-01 allows the platter to stick out from the body"
Huh? Since when is that a "feature"?
A fourth grader could have written better ad copy.
Is this a Lirpa Labs product?